Live Real. Eat Real.

You’ll Know Who Your Friends Are When The Zombie Apocalypse Happens

zombieI was going to write a post titled Ashton Kutcher’s Pancreas, but I really don’t have the wherewithal to go on a rant (especially about Aston Kutcher and his pancreas) – besides, other far more intelligent bloggers than I have already pretty much said what I have to say about it.  So I’ll spare us all and tell you about an amusing conversation I had with Oldest Son via IM yesterday afternoon.

Oldest Son (telling me about a friend of his who is a gun collector):  I don’t know if I’ll go to his place or your place when the zombie apocalypse happens.

Me:  My next door neighbor is armed to the teeth.  And he brews his own beer.

Oldest Son:  Okay – your house it is, then.

Never underestimate the power of a freezer full of grass-fed beef and a neighbor who microwbrews.

Have a great weekend, y’all.


5 comments

Be says:

Beware of the home brewing zombies – they will eat your hops!

VandyJ says:

Nick is brewing this weekend. Food and drink are essential, even better if it’s good food and beer.

Sean says:

Yeah, but does your next door neighbor have cob cannons and cattails, or is he still using those backwards-ass pea-shooters?

Thanks for the link and the too-gracious praise.

Jan says:

Well, if he’s smart he’ll set up a good defense line of magnet mushrooms behind a line of tall-nuts, and he won’t need the backwards-ass pea-shooter.

We won’t even go into those damn bungee-zombies on the roof…

Mamabadger says:

Can his neighbor cook? Because who cares if you live if it’s just you and Twin kids that survive? With all this snow a few cherry bombs for the zambonies wouldn’t hurt, either.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

 





From the blog

  • The Cat Cake – and a Steak, Too

    Hello, hello, hello. I was gone all last week, and this is why: Presenting The Cat Cake, jewel-tone cascading blossoms and all. It’s 6″, …


  • Curried Lamb and Quinoa Stuffed Acorn Squash

    Well, it is now officially autumn. Weather-wise, it came early this year up here in northeast Ohio; the trees are already turning, which usually …


  • Sheldon

    Suzanne over at 24 At Heart is getting a Newfoundland puppy in a few weeks, and is asking for name suggestions.  If you think …




Archives