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Groundhog Day

GroundhogYes, here it is, practically 2 p.m. and it just dawned on me that it’s Groundhog Day.

The little bastard is out there just staring at his shadow…you know he is.

When I pointed this out to a coworker, he said, “Oh, I think we’d be in for 6 more weeks of winter no matter what.”

Oh yeah?  Well, you’d think between the freakin’ rodent and global warming, I could get some satisfaction, somewhere.  But, nooooooooo – I get to spend at least the next six weeks freezing my tookus off, while my sinuses slowly dry up and my skin gradually flakes off.  By the time spring finally does get here, I’ll look like a biology text plate – all muscles and organs, no skin.

With bad sinuses.

*grumble, grumle*Damn groundhog*grumble, grumble*


But that movie sure is funny, you must admit!

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Sending warm wishes to you and your tookus!

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I’m such a bitch today. Maybe that’s why … because of the asshole groundhog. Of course, it is 80 here today, so what do I have to bitch about? I think it’s a pain thing. Severe pain makes me meaner than a mama grizzly. Damn, I’m a bitch!

tricia says:

I don’t even know what to say, you said it all so well!

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vodkamom says:

Come on over, we’re having groundhog meatloaf and martinis. (that bastard deserves it.)

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KJ says:

I’m leaning toward VodkaMom’s idea. Grab that little bastard by his entrails and throw him on the spit, tits up. That’ll learn the varmint!


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Mocha Dad says:

I’ll enjoy the weather here in Texas for you.

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Di says:

Mac snob?? Well if there WERE a PC in this house it would be thrown out the front door to smash that groundhog over the head with… lol Snob indeed…. harumpf

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Lori says:

Didn’t realize it was ground hog day either until I read this. Yep, I’m still freezin my ass of here too and I will be happy if all we have left of this crap is 6 weeks. I am so damn sick of this and spring cannot come soon enough!

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thistle says:

The Scooterdog and i hit the trail today, in open defiance of the varmint. Bet Scooter would kick his ass if we came across him…if he slowed down long enough to notice him that is…a lot of pent up derg energy in my house these days.

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MilesPerHour says:

I didn’t even pay attention to the little fella this year cuz I knew what he was gonna say. bleh Give me summer all year round!

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