Well, okay then.
No one I’ve asked can seem to agree on what time today the world is supposed to end.
Some say at the time the winter solstice begins, in which case the afterlife looks suspiciously like the earthly one, because that happened at 6:12 a.m. EST, and it didn’t even wake the dog up.
Others say it’s the exact moment the Mayan Calendar ends, something else no one can seem to agree on, but the most common theory is 11:11 UTC. Since this writing took place at 12:44 UTC, well…see the above. Again, the dog didn’t even wake up.
I guess I’ll be 50 after all.
Now back to your regularly scheduled holiday mayhem.