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How To Torment Your Child On Facebook

With the exception of Oldest Son and Darling Daughter, all of our kids have a Facebook page.  There is a probably a very good reason reason the two oldest don’t have a Facebook page – namely, Beloved and I do.

Jolly, Miss Jacki and The Young One are all our “friends,” a state of affairs that may very well change after last night, when Beloved and I decided to comment on Miss Jacki’s status.

Which was:

Miss Jacki: Wtf  4 hours ago

Me: OMG  16 minutes ago

Be: BTW is it TLA Day?  14 minutes ago

Me: LOL  14 minutes ago

Be: WALSTIB   13 minutes ago

Me: AFU  13 minutes ago

Be: FUBAR  12 minutes ago

Me: WYSIWYG   10 minutes ago

Be: TMI  9 minutes ago

Me: SWAK  9 minutes ago

Be: SSDD  9 minutes ago

Me: STFU  8 minutes ago

Be: ASL?  6 minutes ago

Me: FTW!  6 minutes ago

Be: BRB  5 minutes ago

Me: PIA  5 minutes ago

Be: GTR  5 minutes ago

Me: MIA  5 minutes ago

Be: POW  4 minutes ago

Me: WWJD?  4 minutes ago

Be: FOAD  3 minutes ago

Me: TTFN  3 minutes ago

Be: L8R  15 seconds ago

Okay, yes – so we may have gotten carried away.

Have a lovely weekend, y’all.


Lori says:

Oh dear…LOL…you and Beloved crack me up!
.-= Lori´s last blog ..Welcome to the Zoo =-.

Be says:

She’s lucky it was late and we didn’t get carried away!

Pippa says:

That is too good. I want to be your friend on Facebook for reasons just like this!
.-= Pippa´s last blog .. =-.

Ooh, friend me! I could so take that on!
.-= Sprite’s Keeper´s last blog ..Spin Cycle: That wasn’t so bad now, was it? =-.

Rebecca says:

Too funny. I try to avoid FB as much as I can. It scares me.
.-= Rebecca´s last blog ..A trip to the ER =-.

LPC says:

Hahahahaha. My son refuses to let me have a Facebook account. Or if I did, he would not be my friend. Which would be too sad to contemplate.
.-= LPC´s last blog ..Bags Without Logos, The Ones That Cost More. =-.

Linda says:

I’m a FB/texting retard. I undertsood WTF, OMG, BTW, LOL & FUBAR.
.-= Linda´s last blog ..Do you Complain too Much? =-.

Of my 3 kids, I am “friends” with 2 of them. Daughter #1 will have nothing to do with me.
You guys are too funny.
.-= Maureen at IslandRoar´s last blog ..Roommates =-.

Pseudo says:

I don’t know most of the acronym fun. I’m thinking I’m OK with that.
.-= Pseudo´s last blog ..Travel Tip Thursday: Oahu’s East Side Road Trip =-.

LOL! My kids won’t friend me on Facebook. They just shake their heads and laugh at me when I suggest it. Maybe this is why?
.-= Twenty Four At Heart´s last blog ..Very Random Friday-ness-ish =-.

Anne Gibert says:

I never was any good at foreign languages. And now I’m way too old. (Sigh)
.-= Anne Gibert´s last blog ..New York! New York! =-.

Mama Badger says:

Adding to the teen angst. Good for you.

You are a fun Mom! Only a very cool and fun mom would engage like that in status comments : )
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..My Mom and Car accidents =-.

Tricia says:

This is fabulous, and the next time I have NO idea what all the text ling means, I know exactly where I’m heading.
.-= Tricia´s last blog ..I’ll Show Mine If You’ll Show Yours =-.

Raven says:

I think I need to brush up on my internet shorthand cuz I didn’t catch half of that. lol

Michele says:

My kids were afraid to friend me for this and other reasons but I guilted them into it. Now, I know what the hell they are up to.

DarlingDaughter says:

That is EXACTLY why I don’t have a facebook 😛

See, there was a good reason I de-friended you. LOL *you know why*


.-= Midlife Slices´s last blog ..Monday Mentions =-.

I have a very strong feeling that is the exact reason my children don’t want me to have facebook account. Great job, J&B! You have fulfilled your obligation to annoy and possibly embarrass your child. LOL
.-= Smart Mouth Broad´s last blog ..BLUE SKIES FROM THE PALM BEACH POST =-.

Ginger says:

If I didn’t have a FB page, I’d never know what my kids were doing! My step daughter spends all of her free time (you know, when she isn’t being FORCED to leave the house with us to do something normal, like go to the beach) simultaneously texting, and checking Myspace and FB.
And I’m with Jen….friend me too!!
.-= Ginger´s last blog ..Starting Off With A Girl’s Day =-.

Snooker says:

Hmm… Now I think I’m happy that my Mom doesn’t do the FB thing.
.-= Snooker´s last blog ..Random Tuesday – Philosophical Edition =-.

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