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Kiss of Death

There’s no Random Tuesday Thoughts today, but I thought I’d share with you something Beloved emailed me last night.

A more appropriate caption would be “Kiss of Death” – because any man who gave me that for Valentine’s Day would be using his funeral services far, far sooner than he ever expected.


Be says:

So you want me to cancel my order?

Michele says:

That is one gift that does not keep on giving.

VandyJ says:

Nothing says romance like spending eternity lying beside each other at the Ever Rest Cemetery.
Yeah, not the gift I dream about receiving.

Someone flunked marketing?

LXV says:

Oh it could be worse. A few years ago I heard an ad on the radio talking about how cosmetic services were the perfect romantic gift for any woman in your life. Cellulite reduction, laser hair removal, and liposuction were all surprisingly affordable gifts that your wife was sure to love.

They ran this ad for Valentines Day and Christmas.

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