The subject of this week’s Spin Cycle is “Best and Worst.”
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Beloved’s we’ve gone off the deep end with our back yard gardening. Not surprisingly, this has turned out to be a mixed blessing.
Best: Sprouting our own seeds, replanting them in the back yard and knowing they’ll likely survive.
Worst: The back yard garden has begun to take over our living room.
This has engendered some interesting conversations, though.
The G Man, as he hangs over the back of the love seat: “What’s wrong with the lids on the plants?”
The Young One: “It’s called ‘condensation.'”
Best: Nurturing all of our plants, knowing they will eventually be
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Worst: What – I need to water and weed AGAIN??
It should be noted that I am not the most trustworthy person to weed; I often cannot distinguish between the seedling of something I’m really going to want to eat later, and the weed I won’t.
Best: Loving the Spring weather in Ohio even more.
It amazed me when I first moved here that you could practically just throw stuff in the ground and it would grow like gangbusters. We had a beautiful ornamental garden in our back yard in Texas, but due to the searing heat 7 months of the year, we had to be very careful about what we planted, and tend it vigilantly. Up here, we plant stuff, water it occasionally and that’s it – we have a gorgeous bed of impatiens in our front garden all summer long every year.
Worst: Learning to HATE The Weather Channel.
The same Weather Channel that promised our over night low would be 38 F. He Of The Green Thumb was out of town, leaving Hopelessly Inept Gardener on her own for the week. Hopelessly Inept Gardener thought it would be safe to simply water the garden, rather than covering it, before retiring for the night.
You don’t know terror until you’ve left your husband’s precious garden uncovered all night, only to wake up at 5 a.m. and realize it’s 31 F degrees outside.
Best: Having He Of The Green Thumb declare that the damage isn’t as bad as you thought; all of the cold/cool weather plants (lettuces, peas, collards, carrots, parsnips, beets) are fine and he shouldn’t have transplanted the peppers, squash, okra and tomatoes outside so soon.
Worst: The realization that the marigold your precious grandson started from a seed at preschool, and which was on the verge of blooming, was one of the items that had been transplanted outside too soon.
You have never seen two people search for a marigold at the local gardening centers quite as frantically as Meema and Papa.
Fortunately, three-year-olds have a limited grasp on the fact that marigolds don’t grow so large quite so quickly.