[Fade In. The G Man has gone home and I’m perusing the internet while The Young One hunts for a snack to supplement the huge dinner he just ate.]
The Young One: What’s the matter?
Me: Someone has figured out how to make paleo Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.
TYO: This is a bad thing?
Me: Yes, it’s a BAD thing! I love Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies! The rest of their stuff is crap, but the Oatmeal Creme Pies are ambrosial. Ambrosial I tell ya!
TYO (stepping back a bit): Oh, okay.
Me: What, you don’t like Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?
TYO: They’re okay, I guess. I’d rather have a Twinkie. Let me know if someone makes a paleo Twinkie.
You know what?
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