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Poached Eggs

Poached EggI didn’t feel well this weekend (I’ll go more into that in another post) so Beloved cooked dinner Thursday, Friday and Saturday – in fact, he did some of the shopping as well.  And when he came home from shopping, he brought with him three new DVDs:  Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Public Enemy and Julie and Julia.  We watched Julie and Julia Sunday afternoon before Beloved flew to Arizona for a short business trip, and I have to say I loved the film.

To a point.

Don’t get me wrong – Meryl Streep, whom I admire more than I can say, was absolutely brilliant as Julia Child.  In fact, the entire cast was wonderful.  It was just the whole premise that got my panties in a wad, so to speak.  Granted, the idea of cooking her way through Mastering the Art of French Cooking in a year was inspired, but by the time it got to the scene where Mrs. Powell had been featured in the New York Times and had 60-some-odd messages on her answering machine from publishers, editors and literary agents, I was yelling at the television.

“OH, SHUT UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!”

“Jealous?” Beloved asked.

“Just a wee little bit,” I replied, trying not to foam at the mouth too much.

Because the woman had never EATEN AN EGG IN HER ENTIRE LIFE, much less poached one.

I will say that I got immense satisfaction from the scene where it took three people and at least as many tries for her to successfully poach an egg.

Because it just ain’t that hard.

Eggs.

Water.

Vinegar.

That’s it, people.

I can poach one helluva an egg – and I don’t even care that much for poached eggs.

Am I making too much out of this?  Probably.  Because my recipe for poached eggs is based on a Julia Child recipe, too – the one in From Julia Child’s Kitchen, a much more informal and basic cookbook than Mastering the Art of French Cooking.  Mrs. Child recommends not poaching more than six eggs at one time, which is perfect for me since I really only poach eggs when I’m making Eggs Benedict.  And since Eggs Benedict is Beloved’s all-time favorite breakfast, 6 eggs will feed the two of us perfectly – four for him, and two for me (if I even eat it – if I’m not crazy about poached eggs, I care even less for Eggs Benedict).

But the recipe is spot-on.

Poached Eggs

serves 4 – 6

4 – 6 fresh eggs

Large saucepan of boiling water

2 quarts simmering water in a wide, fairly shallow pan (water should be about 2 1/2 inches deep)

1/4 to 1/3 cup plain white vinegar

Bowl of very hot water

Slotted spoon

A straight pin (or an egg pricker, if you have one – I do not)

Pierce the large end of each egg with the pin about 3/8 of an inch deep; lower the eggs into the saucepan boiling water for exactly 10 seconds, and remove immediately and set aside – this will help the egg keep it’s shape during the poaching process.

Pour the vinegar into the pan of simmering water; the vinegar will also help the egg retain it’s shape when poaching.  Crack an egg sharply against the side of the pan and, holding the egg as closely to the surface of the simmering water as you can manage, break open the egg quickly and slide it into the water.  Set a kitchen timer for 4 minutes and quickly repeat with the remaining eggs.

Increase the heat slightly if you need to in order to keep the water simmering, and when the 4 minutes is up, remove the eggs with the slotted spoon, one at a time, in the order you dropped them into the water – depending on how quickly you got them into the water, you shouldn’t need more than 15 seconds between each egg – and place them in the bowl of hot water.   This will help keep them warm as well as remove the taste of the vinegar.  They should remain warm as long as the water in the bowl is hot; Julia Child says they cannot overcook if the water does not go over 120 degrees, but I have found that to not necessarily be true, so serve them as quickly as possible.


17 comments

Jane Gaston says:

I loved Julie and Julia but was astounded when she had agents and publishers breaking down her door after one newspaper article! That part was simply not believable but it was a very entertaining film and IMHO, Meryl Streep can do no wrong.

I learned to poach eggs from my maternal grandmother and love Eggs Benedict and Eggs Florentine, but I don’t use vinegar and I never poach over 4 eggs at the time; but like you, found it hard to believe that Mrs. Powell had never poached… nor eaten… an egg.

Hope you’re feeling better Jan; good on Beloved for pampering you a bit when you needed it!

Jane
.-= Jane Gaston´s last blog ..The Burning Bed =-.

I too, have never poached an egg. Tho I love eggs and have made them many other ways. I have yet to see that movie, but anyone with agents and/or publishers calling after one newspaper article is probably going to make me cry…
.-= Maureen@IslandRoar´s last blog ..Flying Solo =-.

stoneskin says:

Four minutes?! I never do mine for that long! Does than mean I’m at risk from Salmonella?!

I’ve been wanting to see that movie – thanks for the warning that I’ll probably be shouting at my TV at some point… ;)

I’m definitely going to try this version of poached eggs – I actually bought a specialty egg poaching pan but always wondered how places got the eggs so ‘perfect’ for Eggs Benedict… I haven’t had EB in a LONG time…though I do love it so! :)

Hope you’re feeling better – very cool that Beloved pampered you! He’s a keeper! ;)
.-= Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)´s last blog ..The One where I was Channeling my Inner Gordon Ramsay =-.

Mama Badger says:

I’m with you, poached eggs and eggs benedict just aren’t my thing. I do love seeing a nicely poached egg, though.

It’s good that Beloved gave you some extra love before he went away. Hope you’re feeling better soon!
.-= Mama Badger´s last blog ..The Spin Cycle- Dear Santa =-.

Erin says:

Jan, I hope you’re feeling better. I’m hoping to see that movie soon. Me and eggs? Hate/hate relationship, but I’ll take your expert word for the recipe. xo
.-= Erin´s last blog ..red + green past =-.

Michele says:

I love poached eggs and serve them a variety of ways. I think we all have our own way of making them. I just put them in a pan of simmering water with a little vinegar and swirl it before dropping in the egg. The vinegar and swirling water makes the egg retain it’s shape. I only do 3 at a time because that is all we eat.
.-= Michele´s last blog ..A Recipe for Garland – Meatless Monday =-.

Raven says:

I’ve never poached an egg either. Most of my cooking involves boxes and the microwave.

I hope you’re feeling better!

LPC says:

Just remember. That movie was from the days when just blogging was remarkable. The poaching an egg part was icing on a probably not-all-that-special cake.
.-= LPC´s last blog ..Three Archetypal Ski Sweaters. Even If You Don’t Ski. =-.

I don’t know why, but the Mission Impossible song was playing in my head as I read the ingredient list and then the instructions. Sounds time sensitive and that something will explode if the eggs are not removed IN time and IN order. Thank goodness I’ve never tried Eggs Benedict or my kitchen would have been a demolition scene.
This comment will self destruct in one minute.
.-= Sprite’s Keeper´s last blog ..Sensitivity Training =-.

Feeling better yet? I hope so. It’s funny that her cooking bothered you. I haven’t seen the movie, but I read the book. I was jealous she had publishers calling her after one article. I’ve had local papers do articles on me and no one is knocking my door down with book deals. Sigh ……
.-= Twenty Four At Heart´s last blog ..A Holiday Party =-.

Linda Tustin says:

Jan, You are a much more accomplished cook than that twit Julie could ever be. She whined WAY too much in the book and I liked her only slightly more in the movie. She has a new book out called Cleaving which is about marriage and meat cutting. That’s actually kind of funny….

Linda, I agree. I read the book and thought she was a big whiner and couldn’t believe she got published. Honestly. She was Not My Favorite.

PS Your husband rocks.
.-= class factotum´s last blog ..Marriage 201, Lecture 326: Mr Fixit =-.

Beth says:

I still want to see “Julie and Julia”… I think. And I want to learn to poach an egg. I’ve never had a poached egg but they sound interesting.

Glad you are feeling better.
.-= Beth´s last blog ..Up for a downer =-.

I love a poached egg. And now I find I’ve been doing it wrong all these years. I always learn something here, Jan. Thanks for sharing your Juliaism with us.
.-= Smart Mouth Broad´s last blog ..I’M A BAG LADY =-.

Gretchen says:

Jimmy and I watched Julie and Julia the other night too! I’m just waiting for a chance to make Boeuf Bourguignon. I too had issues with the movie. While I suspect that Julie’s year of blog entries was great fun to follow, it just didn’t make for much of a plot for a movie. Nothing happened. I wish it had just been “Julia”. And yes, anybody can poach a damned egg.
.-= Gretchen´s last blog ..I Went For Jury Duty, and All I Got Were These Lousy Random Thoughts =-.

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