You People Are Out To Kill Me

[Fade In.  The G Man has gone home and I’m perusing the internet while The Young One hunts for a snack to supplement the huge dinner he just ate.]

Me:  Grooooooaaaaaaannnnn…

The Young One:  What’s the matter?

Me:  Someone has figured out how to make paleo Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.

TYO:  This is a bad thing?

Me:  Yes, it’s a BAD thing!  I love Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies!  The rest of their stuff is crap, but the Oatmeal Creme Pies are ambrosial.  Ambrosial I tell ya!

TYO (stepping back a bit):  Oh, okay.

Me:  What, you don’t like Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?

TYO:  They’re okay, I guess.  I’d rather have a Twinkie.  Let me know if someone makes a paleo Twinkie.

[Fade out.]

You know what?

They exist.


Oatmeal Creme PiesPhoto courtesy of The Unrefined Kitchen