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Tuesday Morning Conversations

Scene opens with Beloved in the kitchen making scrambled eggs when he hears incoherent yelling coming from the living room.

Beloved:  What??

Me (entering kitchen):  Oh, I’m just yelling at that stupid Botox commercial.

Beloved:  Why are you yelling at a Botox commercial?

Me:  Because all of the side effects are symptoms of botulism!

Beloved:  Why?

Me:  Because that’s pretty much what Botox is – botulism bacteria.

Beloved:  Really?

Me:  Yup.

Beloved:  What are the symptoms?

Me:  Basically it slowly paralyzes you until you can’t breathe and then you die.

Beloved:  Oh, that sounds fun.  Why would anyone willingly be injected with botulism?

Me:  Beats the hell out of me.

Beloved (going into sarcastic mode):  Gee, you think the FDA would make laws against something like that!

Me (joining him in sarcastic mode):  But dear, the FDA will never outlaw silly little Botox – if botulism becomes a problem, they’ll just make it illegal for us to can our own food.

 

Someone tell me I’m wrong.

 


4 comments

Be says:

We’ll have to become renegade canners.

Tessa says:

Nope. Not wrong.

Michele says:

They can take away our canning tongs when they can pry them from our cold dead hands.

Suzanne says:

Botox is just the tip of the plastic-iceberg. You wouldn’t believe what people do to themselves here. I’d tell you about them, but then they wouldn’t buy my photos anymore ….
: )

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